- 01
- Oct
Another banner day for Brit. Via CNN:
A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon.
Spears' former husband, Kevin Federline, is to retain custody of their two sons "until further order of the court," according to a ruling by Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon.
It was not clear what led to Monday's decision awarding Federline full custody. A transcript of the court proceedings was ordered sealed.They say you won't want to change your life until you've hit your absolute lowest point. Kevin Federline being deemed a more fit parent than you? Welcome to rock bottom, Britney! But there's collateral damage involved when something like this happens: the late night talk shows become a minefield of Brit quip bombs. In honor of tonight's punchlines, here's our stupid monologue joke predictor...